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wendy · Sr. Member Joined: 19 Jun 2007 Posts: 101

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after she / he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A! : Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college

pixie · Site Admin Joined: 16 Jun 2007 Posts: 1791

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loudmouth · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 11:57 am Post subject: joke

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single mum,epileptic,3 kids,eldest hypermobility,faulty heart valves,epilepsy and youngest has G.D.D,hypermobility,hypotonia.

loudmouth · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:05 pm Post subject: joke

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single mum,epileptic,3 kids,eldest hypermobility,faulty heart valves,epilepsy and youngest has G.D.D,hypermobility,hypotonia.