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  Post Questions and Answers!! - Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:12 pm Reply with quote  
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Q:  Should I have a baby after  35?
A:  No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When  will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after she / he  finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to  determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.  

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and  so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.  
A: So what's your question?  

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's  not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?  
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado  might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an  epidural?
A! : Right after you find out you're  pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in  the delivery room while my wife is in labor?  
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means  anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid  while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.  

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?  
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper  very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When  will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?  
A: When the kids are in college

 
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