UK Disability Resource of Disabled Needs

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an
additional 5 months in a
nursing home at £2.500 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when
she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the
hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so
that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 200 Quid
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my
brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach
covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you
die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.

..............And last but not least,
You could run this over to your friends but why not
just e-mail it to them.!

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I'm exhausted reading it!