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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:55 pm    Post subject: joke.hope i have posted this in the right place. Reply with quote

This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with
farting. It's not really a social problem, because you can't smell it or hear
it, but I must have farted 20 times since talking to you." The Doctor nods his
head and says, "Take this bottle of pills and use them all. When they are all
gone in about 2 weeks, come back to see me." The old lady comes back 2 weeks
later and is angry. She says "What was in those pills? I fart just as much. You
still can't hear them, but now they smell horrible!" The Doctor again nods his
head and says, "Great, that takes care of your sinus problem, now let's work on
your hearing."

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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